"el manuel"
me: so i started a new blog called 'el manuel.'
ww: what's that?
me: a manual all about me. it's like an instruction guide if you want to be my friend.
ww: wait, 'el manuel'?
me: yeah, that's what [redacted] calls it.
ww: no sweetie, it's 'el manual' like how you spell it in English.
me: oh... i better go change my website name and URL then.
ww: yeah...
me: damn [redacted]!
Apr 2nd