Uh-oh, sounds like we have a popcorn diva in our midst!?
managing director on my hate for popcorn
I’m a sucker (total!) for men in uniforms. They don’t even have to be that hot. I know it’s a huge stereotype, but I always get so disappointed during fleet week. I understand that not all navy guys are supposed to be single, hot and itching for some lovin’ (did I just say that?), but at least one!? Okay okay, so I don’t go to the parties at night. Mostly, I’m not interested in waking up in Sacramento with someone else’s underwear, but I would like a cute sailor boy. Even if it’s just for one night. teeeheeehee… Is that bad?
We isn’t! But thanks for topherchris themednessses
I love love looooovvveeee cute cartoons. Although I usually don’t admit liking girly things like babies and cutesy toys, etc., I just have a taste for it…. Actually, it depends on my mood because sometimes I’m too cynical and sarcastic to be bothered. And sometimes, it’ll make me squeal in an octave only dogs can pick up.
Stupid things amuse me. Also, if it’s simple and Romantic, I can probably figure out what it’s saying, i.e. I can faux translate French Vogue, read a kid’s novel in Spanish, etc. But Italian is so hard for me. I can’t always distinguish the endings from the root.
I love to bounce. That isn’t anything sexual. It’s just fun to jump up and down until I’m out of breath. If I could, I’d have a gigantic trampoline, so I can jump on it all the time. I think if I move somewhere that allows me to have that, I’d be so much thinner than I am now.
the arbiter of [Thennyism]… a popular lingusitic form of sarcasm and humor that pervades through young america, hipsters, and crackhead circles…
Kev on my sarcastic urban-speak
Sideways mouth
I’m not really thinking or trying to be deep. When I’m making this screwy sideways face, it’s because I’m chewing on the inside of my mouth. It’s kind of gross, but I’ve met at least one other person who does it (my roommate freshman year in college).
An Introduction
I originally meant for “El Manuel” to be an actual manuel. Something I wouldn’t necessarily hand out to people that I’m dating, but a cute reference library that they could refer to, once they’re determined that I’m not bad psycho. To help me start the process, I’m compiling various entries and random facts about me here.
Consider this a “how to” guide to me. From random fetishes to how to interpret my various non-human speech, I have it all.
Feel free to add your own interpretations of our interaction. Email me @ janyanxu(a)gmail or just leave a comment. I’ll check regularly to update any facts or theories you may want to throw out.
Thanks for visiting!
This is my signature “blowfish” face. I make it to look cute. Also, I can do it while sticking my tongue out at the same time, which is a feat that usually wows people (clearly, my friends are easily impressed). This is one of a collection of faces and impressions including but not limited to “gorilla,” “squirrel,” “fith” and “puppy.”
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