I wrote this as part of an email to the 9th floor:
“I noticed that we ordered popcorn this month, which is great, except I absolutely hate (with a passion) the smell of popcorn. I realize that may make me a leper and the biggest anomaly since Carrot Top, but could you do me the favor of not opening the bag of micro waved deliciousness until you are far far away from the kitchen/my desk? I will be eternally grateful.”
I also only eat green Sour Patch Kids, but that’s more of a preference and not a makes me want to vomit all over the person who’s microwaving popcorn. :)