"el manuel"
- me: so i started a new blog called 'el manuel.'
- ww: what's that?
- me: a manual all about me. it's like an instruction guide if you want to be my friend.
- ww: wait, 'el manuel'?
- me: yeah, that's what [redacted] calls it.
- ww: no sweetie, it's 'el manual' like how you spell it in English.
- me: oh... i better go change my website name and URL then.
- ww: yeah...
- me: damn [redacted]!